DIY Paracord Hammock

All you need is some scrap wood, too many nails, a hammer, 3000 feet of spare-achute cord, and 47 man-hours of menial labor.

I made mine based on these instructions: http://www.raymears.com/blog/how-to-make-your-own-hammock-part-1-2/2717/

That totally sweet royalty free BGM: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100240